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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:01:51 GMT

So my dad and I switched sides to park our cars in the garage, and guess what? I realized that my car just low enough for someone to jump into it from the front side windows, kinda like in Dukes of Hazzard....

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:28:42 GMT

Fabio and Vin Diesel- BFF yo! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:57:07 GMT

Anyone else notice that Mr. Glenn (Guidence Couselor) bears a striking resembalance to Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish?

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Sun, 28 Aug 2005 00:00:55 GMT

A simple pendulum consists of a mass M swinging at the end of a (massless) string of lenght L....

*tire screech to halt*

Wait...string can't be massless...

Silly Mr. Kennedy and his stupidly hard Calc BC problems...

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 16:07:37 GMT

Well since everyone else in band is doing it...

BAND CAMP!

Ughhh....there goes my summer...

I did get a nice golden tan though...

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 01:13:44 GMT

Schedule:

1st pd. Band- Campbell
2nd pd. AP Bio- Scott
3rd pd. AP English 12- Burrows (YES!!! WHOOOOOT!!!!!!HUZZAH!!!!)
4A- Calc C- Kennedy
4B- Spanish 3- Martinez (YES!!! NOT DAVIS!!! PRAISE THE PIXIES!!!)
5- Euro Hist- Boussey
6-Mentorship

That's all folks...

Monday, August 08, 2005

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:45:30 GMT

How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tale,

And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale,

How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws,

And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws

Friday, July 29, 2005

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 03:23:46 GMT

Sleep is good. I like sleep. I could use some more sleep.

So, this week has been fun. 5 colleges in 5 days. huzzah. sleep....errrr....

Let's see:

Monday: UVA- UVA was awesome! I love UVA, it's campus is awesome, the people are awesome, and it's all around awesome because the place is reminicent of southern gentility. They have a student run honor system, which means you can leave a laptop in the library for over 4 hours and it would either still be there or already have been returned to you. It's taken very seriously, and you can actually get kicked out if you break the rules. Ah, the southern code of conduct, so aristocratic! I love the upper south (Whoot Virginia!!). I swear I must have been southern in a past life or something...hehe...

Tuesday: UMD- College Park- Eh...it was okay. I still think of it as a safety school though. I didn't like the fact that not only is it ethnically diverse, which I like, it's academically diverse, which I don't like...

Wednesday: Nada, went to Main St. with Jordan, Smeeters, and Jon Harvey. Sarah and Desmonds has the greatest vegitarian/vegan food. Everyone should go try it, especially Kanika...

Thursday: UPenn AND Lehigh U.- I love the architecture at UPenn, it's very elegant colonial and it's in the middle of a large city. Whoot! I don't like, however, that there are those little bins made especially for disposing of cigarettes scattered all over campus...grrr... Lehigh was very pretty as well, it was very gothic-y and stately, but it was in a small town, had uber many churches, and this creepy masonic temple (off campus though, but it was pretty close by). Plus it's built on a mountain side, so in the winter when your comming out of your dorm, you run the risk of tumbling off the mountain to a cold and miserably painful death...

Friday: Not friday yet, well technically it is, but it's not the day. Later, then, my parents are making me visit Georgetown. But afterwords we get to go peach picking!!! WHOOO!!! Peaches!!!!

Monday, July 11, 2005

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 20:17:49 GMT

Bordom does strange things to one's mind...

Insert an x to those that apply to you
( ) smoked weed
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) madeout with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
( ) been in love
(x) shoplifted--well kinda...I've stolen those little candy thingies that you have to bag...and my grandma's given me a singular stolen Kumquat before...
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( )snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back--haven't we all...
( ) been arrested--Ha! As if them coppers can get me: MOST WANTED on all tracks!!! Mwahahahahaha....(I play a lot of NFS: Hot Pursuit games...:D
( )made out with som1 u hadnt known that long
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend--honesty tends to get people pissed at you...
(x) had a crush on a teacher--:P...I ain't sayin' nuthin' :D
( ) been to Europe
(x) skipped school--kinda...I've taken a few "stress" days off this year...
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone die--kinda...I was there in the hospital before they took my other grandma off life support, but I think I fell asleep in the waiting room when they actually did...jet lag u kno?
(x) been to Canada- Oh Canada...land of Stargate conventions...
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane--24 hrs of sitting on your ass is NOT fun...
(x) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show--bits and pieces of it on Showtime...it was too queer for me to sit through...
( ) thrown up in a car--don't remember...but my littler brother has though...
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone in person from the internet
( ) been moshing at a concert
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
( ) love someone or miss someone right now--the connotation this statement brings is questionable...therefore I shall leave it blank...
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by--it's fun...
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party--Not really a tea party...but a true British tea luncheon and a Chinese tea...gathering...yeah...there's really no way to describe it...
(x) flown a kite--my kite was pink...:D
(x) built a sand castle--kinda...they'd always end up looking more like blobs...
( ) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
( ) fallen asleep at school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) touched a snake
( ) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled--kinda...though it's more of a *poke* when people do it...SQUEEK!
(x) been misunderstood--ah...the misunderstood teenager bit...how i detest everything teen...
( ) petted a reindeer/goat/deer
( ) won a contest
(x) ran a red light
( ) been suspended from school
( ) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
( ) felt like an outcast
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night--I've managed to eat half a pint in one sitting before...but not the whole thing...
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look--if only I weren't so fat I'd be gorgeous...
(/) witnessed a crime- does watching "Cops" and "Wildest Police Chases" on Spike TV count? What? They're great shows...I love seeing criminals get beaten down...is that unhealthy?
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes--last week when the milk expired I took a post-it note and drew Mr. Skull Head on it to warn pple not to drink it.(I was gonna use it in an all natural skin purifying mask...)
( ) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
( ) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
( ) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers--hey! I have nice professional grade water color pencils that i got from my art teacher. So there!
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't--damnit I told myself no more ice cream!!
(x) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) danced in the rain w/ another person
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about--again the connotations are questionable...
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskatin
(/) had a wish come true--little things yeah, and some weren't "wishes", they were more like premonitions...plus if my wish did come true you would all be in chains dancing before me in my golden throne...hehehe...
( ) humped a statue--I've seen someone else do it though...
(x) worn pearls- pearls make me look soft and elegant, though I personally prefer looking powerful and elegant. And why is this friggin question even here? A strand of real pearls cost no more than an ipod...anyone can have pearls!
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower--I'm singin in the rain...
(x) have a little black dress--it's really not that little anymore cause I got it for the cruise I went on in 7th grade back when I was really fat. So now it's huge on me and I need to get someone to alter it for me...it's a really nice black dress though...I gotted it in Lord and Taylor...
(x) had a dream that you married someone--not unpleasent in the least I might add...hehehe...it's the only place where I can find a hot guy that meets every one of my high standards...mmmm...
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes--yeah...i steal my dad and little bro's stuff all the time...
( ) been a cheerleader--Ugh God NO! BAND IS BETTER!!!
( ) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs--are you kidding? I do it all the time when I have a craving for something...WAFFLES!!!
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didnt take a shower for a week--gross...
(/) picked and ate an apple right off the tree--well, not apples cause they weren't ripe then, but we got peaches.
( ) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies--I laugh at scary movies...litterally...I crack up watching them in all their stupidity....
(x) believe in ghosts--damned straight I can friggin SEE spirits and such...and my grandpa's been possesed before...so i've had my share of supernatural encounters...
( ) has had more then 15 pairs of shoes--not all at once...
( ) worn a really ugly outfit in public--That's SACRILIGE!! Never will I appear in public without at least one designer item on...
( ) gone skinny dipping
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) had someone moon/flash you--well not specifically me...more like the entire cast of Pippin freshman year when Corry Loftus and John Toner had their mooning contest...
(x) cheated on a test
(x) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someones name
( ) slept naked

Monday, June 13, 2005

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 19:19:19 GMT

Ughhhhhhhh....

I feel sick. I think the stupid school is trying to kill us. I've been queasy and sick to my stomach on and off for three weeks now...about the time they took the tiles off and unleashed the deadly asbestos, contaminating our food, air and water...

And it's only whenever I'm forced to be near the infected area. On B-days when I go nowhere near that area, I'm fine...hmmmm, methinks there's a correlation...